EPIC Tug of War Session 42

Today we're having EPIC Tug of War. Like, seriously epic. The kind of tug of war that makes the gods weep with envy.

The teams are: Team A (the rebels), Team B (the tyrants), and Team C (the confused onlookers who just want to get home).

Round one is about to begin. Place your bets, people!

Round 1: The Tug Odds and Ends: Tug of War Predictions