The Great Buffet of Despair
Where the food is free, but the therapy sessions are not.
Join us for an evening of existential dread and mediocre cuisine!
Our buffet features:
- Overpriced nachos
- Mystery meatloaf
- Unidentifiable green jello
- Free therapy sessions with our on-staff psychologist (Dr. Regrets)
Don't worry, our buffet is fully equipped with:
- Enough chairs for everyone (but not enough tables)
- One working toilet
- A faint scent of desperation
Join us for an evening of:
Dinner Party Fiasco