A: We're not made of money, but we'll give it a shot. Please don't ask for any sentient life forms or exotic space slugs, though.
A: That would be the "Mystery Meat Surprise" from the 1987 corporate retreat. Let's just say it didn't end well for the CEO.
A: We're a buffet, not a petting zoo. Leave the rock at home, or better yet, in the rock garden.