Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: It's finding the perfect combination of flavors at the buffet.
Q: Can I bring my pet to the meeting?
A: No, we don't serve cat food here. But feel free to bring your pet's favorite snack, we have a "Pet-Friendly" section on the buffet table.
Q: Can I get a refund for the meeting because I forgot my wallet?
A: Ha! You should have checked the meeting invite for "Required Attire: Pants, Wallet, Brain".
Q: Is the buffet all-you-can-eat?
A: Yes, as long as you don't overdo it. We're watching you.