It's time for our weekly meeting, and we're serving up some out-of-this-world tea.
Today's brew of choice is the infamous 'Event Horizon Earl Grey', a flavor so divine it'll make you question the fabric of space and time.
We've also got a selection of 'Quantum Quakes' - a pastry so dense, it'll warp your perception of reality.
Don't be late, or you'll be left behind in the dimensional vortex.
See you there, space travelers!
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