At the most recent intergalactic corporate meeting, the following resolution was passed:
WHEREAS, the company has been accused of being too stingy with its donut budget;
BE IT RESOLVED, that henceforth, every Friday will be declared "Donut Day" in the break room.
WHEREAS, this will result in increased productivity and morale;
BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED, that the company will also provide a complimentary donut cart in the break room, stocked with an assortment of colorful treats.
Effective Date: 2023-02-15
Expiration Date: Never (because, let's be real, who needs a deadline?')