Resolution #567: Mandatory Napping

WHEREAS, the members of this esteemed organization have grown tired of being productive; WHEREAS, the demands of modern life have taken their toll on our sanity; WHEREAS, the coffee machine has finally died;

BE IT RESOLVED that all members of this organization are hereby required to take a 30-minute nap every afternoon at 3:00 PM sharp; to recharge their batteries and revitalize their spirits.

Subresolution #1: Nap Schedule

Due to the unpredictable nature of modern technology, the official nap schedule will be adjusted weekly based on the number of meetings scheduled.

For every meeting scheduled after 1:00 PM, add 10 minutes to the standard nap duration.

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Subresolution #2: Nap Etiquette

When napping, members are expected to:

• Set their alarm to 3:30 PM sharp;
• Wake up feeling refreshed and ready to tackle the afternoon with vigor;
• Not snore too loudly;
• Not drool on their colleagues' chairs;

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