Section 1: Pre-Resolution Pacing
Ensure all parties are properly warmed up before commencing arbitration. This includes, but is not limited to: 30 minutes of stretching, 15 minutes of group meditation, and 5 minutes of awkward small talk.
Section 2: Resolution Protocol
Arbiters shall wear their most intimidating face during the resolution process. Failure to do so shall result in a 10% reduction in arbitration efficiency.
Section 3: Dispute Resolution Techniques
The following techniques are strictly forbidden during arbitration: passive-aggressive eye-rolling, the silent treatment, and excessive use of the word 'fine.'
For more information on these techniques, visit our Forbidden Dispute Resolution Techniques subpage.
Section 4: Post-Resolution Protocol
After the resolution, all parties shall partake in 20 minutes of group hugs, 10 minutes of group singing, and 5 minutes of awkwardly-planned group selfies.
For more information on post-resolution activities, visit our Post-Resolution Protocol subpage.