The Council of Wise Sceptics gathered in the great hall of the Ancient Ones, seeking a resolution to the pressing issue of too much cheese.
A long debate ensued, with arguments ranging from the philosophical ("Is it a gouda, or merely a cheddar?") to the absurd ("We should just have more cheese, because, honestly, it's not like we haven't tried that already").
After hours of deliberation, the Council finally reached a consensus:
Resolution 427: Cheesy Sceptics
Whereas, the people have been plagued by an overabundance of cheese; and whereas, the Council has failed to provide adequate cheese-related solutions; be it resolved, that the people be granted a national cheese rationing program, with the following provisions:
- Every household shall be allocated 2 pounds of cheddar, 1 pound of gouda, and 1 block of parmesan per month;
- The people shall be free to consume their allocated cheese as they see fit, subject to the condition that they do not waste more than 20% of their allocated cheese supply.
- The Council of Wise Sceptics shall establish a Cheese Ombudsman to monitor and regulate the national cheese supply.
Councilors: Wisdomkeeper, Cheddarator, and GoudaMaster be it enacted into law forthwith.