Resolution 2: More Unresolved Issues
Resolution 2: More Unresolved Issues
Whereas the first resolution was merely a list of things to do, this resolution is a list of things to do and things not to do.
We, the undersigned, hereby resolve to:
- To never actually do anything about the first resolution.
- To spend more time playing video games and eating Cheetos.
- To pretend we're actually doing something productive when someone is watching.
We the undersigned, being of sound mind and good humor, do hereby sign off.