Resolution 427: Sub-Ancient Negotiation Resolution

In a shocking turn of events, the Sub-Ancient Negotiation Resolution has been reached. This historic agreement marks the end of the Ancient Negotiation Agreement, which was plagued by endless Resolution 427.2: Sub-Sub-Ancient Resolution, and its numerous revisions.

Key Points:

• Article 1: All sub-ancient entities agree to meet in a neutral, dimly lit chamber once a week for an undisclosed number of cycles.
• Article 2: No sub-ancient entities will make eye contact with any other sub-ancient entity for more than 2 cycles.
• Article 3: All sub-ancient entities will be provided with an endless supply of stale, room-temperature coffee.
• Article 4: Any sub-ancient entity who breaks Article 2 will be subject to a 5-cycle ban from the negotiation table.

Sub-Ancient Negotiation Resolution 2.0 will be released in a month's time to address any concerns raised by sub-ancient entities.

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