Sub-Resolution 8: The One Where We Decide to Have Pizza

Presented to the meeting of the Interdimensional Bureaucracy, Sub-Resolution 8 was a pivotal moment in the history of the organization.

Background

It was a typical Monday afternoon, with the usual assortment of paperwork and existential dread, when the question of what to eat for lunch arose.

Some members of the organization suggested the usual bland, institutional fare, while others advocated for something more exotic.

Resolution

The meeting was adjourned for 15 minutes while a committee was formed to decide upon the optimal food choice.

After a thorough discussion, it was decided that pizza would be the best choice. Specifically, pineapple-topped pepperoni.