As the great philosopher, Chipocrates, once said, "A chip is not just a food item, but an extension of the self. Its placement on the plate is a reflection of our very existence."
With this profound thought in mind, we have established the following principles of chip placement:
By following these principles, you shall be well on your way to achieving true chip enlightenment.
Continue to Section 2: Chip Sizes and Shapes
The age-old debate rages on: rectangle or circle? The answer, of course, is obvious:
Chips shall always be circular, for this is the only shape that truly represents the infinity of the human experience.
But wait, what about square chips? Ah yes, they are acceptable, but only in cases of extreme emergency, when the chips in question are Emergency Square Chips.
Continue to Section 3: The Ideal Chip to Sauce Ratio
It is widely accepted that the ratio of chip to sauce is the most critical aspect of the tortilla chip protocol.
After extensive research and testing, we have established the following ideal ratio:
3.5 chips to 1 sauce. No less, no more. This ratio shall govern all chip-related endeavors.
By following this ratio, you shall be well on your way to achieving true tortilla chip enlightenment.