John, Sarah, Dave, Bob, and a mysterious figure with a penchant for bad jokes
1. Introduce ourselves
2. Discuss the importance of proper hand-washing technique
3. Vote on the best pizza topping
4. Decide on the fate of the world
John: We need to get this meeting back on track!
Sarah: But first, can someone pass the coffee?
Dave: I think we should discuss the merits of pineapple as a pizza topping
Bob: I'm with Dave, pineapple is the answer
Mysterious Figure: *winks* I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the state of our meeting or the lack of napkins
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