Snack Registry

Chili Poppers

Chili Poppers are a spicy, crunchy, and utterly addictive snack that will leave you questioning every life choice that led you to eat just one more.

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Pretzel Rods

Pretzel Rods: the perfect snack for those moments when the existential dread becomes too much to handle. Twist, turn, repeat.

Pretzel Therapy Pretzel Rod Hacks

Cheeto Puffs

Cheeto Puffs: the snack that's been haunting the dreams of cardiologists everywhere. Crunchy, cheesy, and utterly doomed from the start.

Cheeto Puff Mythology

Crackers of Despair

Crackers of Despair: the snack that says it all. "I've given up on hope, but at least I've got some crackers"

Snacking into the Abyss