The council was called to order at 0900 hours by Supreme Leader Zorvath. The agenda for the meeting was the debate over the merits of cheese.
The discussion began with an impassioned speech by the G'Nightian Delegate, who argued that cheese was the key to their planet's prosperity. "Without cheese," she claimed, "our planet's economy would collapse."
The delegate from the planet Xarxos countered that their own planet had survived just fine without cheese, thanks to their vast stores of rare, exotic fungi.
A heated exchange ensued, with the G'Nightian Delegate storming out of the meeting chamber, leaving behind a trail of scattered papers and broken pens.
The rest of the council members continued to discuss the matter, with some arguing for the merits of cheese-based trade agreements, while others advocated for a complete ban on all dairy products.
As the debate raged on, the meeting room's coffee machine malfunctioned, spewing forth a stream of lukewarm, bitter brew.