Meeting Minutes for the 15th of February, 2023, Meeting 3

The Loop Begins

It started innocently enough. Coffee was poured, introductions were made, and someone said the words "Okay, let's get started". But little did we know, the universe had other plans. As we delved into the meeting's agenda, time seemed to warp and bend around us like the fabric of reality itself. We found ourselves reliving the same 15 minutes, over and over. Again.

The Loop's Effects

• People began to lose their minds. Some started speaking in tongues. Others started speaking in a monotone, as if they were robots.
• The coffee machine started dispensing a strange, pulsating green liquid that seemed to have a mind of its own.
• The CEO started wearing a tin foil hat, claiming "it's a trend, I'm ahead of the curve".

The Loop's End

We eventually broke free from the loop, but not before someone had to re-write their entire presentation... again. And again. And again. We're still waiting for the minutes from the previous meetings to be approved, because, you know, time is relative.