The Great Tail-Wagging Bonanza Meeting Minutes

Meeting of the Intergalactic Canine Union, Sector 7

Attended by:

• Chaircanine, Supreme Overlord of the Sector
• Rover, Minister of Paws and Effectiveness
• Fluffy, Secretary of Whiskers
• Puddles, Ambassador of Slobber and Chaos

Agenda:

• Article 1: Tail-Wagging Techniques for Maximum Efficiency
• Article 2: The Ethics of Slobber Sharing
• Article 3: Canine Diplomacy in an Age of Intergalactic Conflict

Decided:

• Item 1: All tail-wagging techniques will be standardized and certified
• Item 2: A Slobber Sharing Registry will be established
• Item 3: Canine ambassadors will be equipped with diplomatic paws and a universal translator device

Appendix: Important Canine Definitions Action Items: A List of Canine Imperatives Adjournment: The Canine Code of Procedure