The Great Tail-Wagging Bonanza Meeting Minutes
Meeting of the Intergalactic Canine Union, Sector 7
Attended by:
- Chaircanine, Supreme Overlord of the Sector
- Rover, Minister of Paws and Effectiveness
- Fluffy, Secretary of Whiskers
- Puddles, Ambassador of Slobber and Chaos
Agenda:
- Article 1: Tail-Wagging Techniques for Maximum Efficiency
- Article 2: The Ethics of Slobber Sharing
- Article 3: Canine Diplomacy in an Age of Intergalactic Conflict
Decided:
- Item 1: All tail-wagging techniques will be standardized and certified
- Item 2: A Slobber Sharing Registry will be established
- Item 3: Canine ambassadors will be equipped with diplomatic paws and a universal translator device
Appendix: Important Canine Definitions
Action Items: A List of Canine Imperatives
Adjournment: The Canine Code of Procedure