Phase 2: The Infiltration

Our agents have been inserted into the target corporation. They are currently gathering intel and waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

The CEO has announced a company-wide meeting to discuss "synergy" and "disruption." This is our chance to make our move.

Our plan involves:

  1. Replacing the company coffee machine with a Keurig that only dispenses decaf.
  2. Replacing the company logo with our own branding.
  3. Installing a series of strategically placed, extremely loud speakers that play elevator music on repeat.
    4. ประกAND WE AREN'T JUST STOPPING THERE!

We will continue to monitor the situation and adapt our strategy as needed.

But for now, let's focus on phase 3: Phase 3: The Overthrow

Or, if you prefer, Phase 3: The Re-revolution

Or maybe Phase 3: The Phase-3-ification

We're not picky, we'll take what we can get.

Disclaimer: All of this is totally real and not at all a work of fiction.