Takeover Strategy, Phase 5: The Final Showdown

As the final act begins, we've got to go big or go home. It's time for Phase 5: The Final Showdown. This is where the real action gets intense.

Phase 6: The Inevitable Conclusion

Key Players:

• Our Hero
• The Villain
• The Narrator

Key Objectives:

Steal the world's supply of artisanal, small-batch mayonnaise.

Hold the world's attention for exactly 47.5 seconds.

Make the world question our life choices.