Thursday's Mandates

Due to the overwhelming response to Tuesday's Mandates, we're introducing Thursday's Mandates, because, why not?

Here are this week's mandates:

• Article 1: All employees are required to wear funny hats on Fridays.
• Article 2: All meetings will be held in the conference room, because, let's face it, that's where the snacks are.
• Article 3: All new employees are required to watch an hour-long video on the history of our company's coffee machine.
• Article 4: Mandatory Meeting Attendance
• Article 5: Optional, But Still Expected, Meeting Attendance

Stay tuned for next week's mandates, which will probably just be the same as this week's mandates, but with a different day of the week in the title.

• Last Week's Mandates
• This Week's Mandates