Meeting of Unrelenting Chaos - Today's Agenda

Today's Meeting: "The Never-Ending Project Delay" - 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM

Agenda:

• 10:00 AM - "What Went Wrong Yesterday (Again)" - 1 Hour
• 11:15 AM - "New Excuse for the Delay: The Unexpected Puppy" - 30 Minutes
• 11:45 AM - "The Great Debate: Should We Use 'Brutalist' or 'Minimalist' to Describe Our Design?" - 2 Hours
• 2:15 PM - "Snack Break: Who ate the Last Donut?" - 15 Minutes
• 2:30 PM - "Why the Website Still Doesn't Work" - 2 Hours
• 5:00 PM - "Adjourn Meeting: We're Not Done Yet!" - Until Never

Hyperlinks to other important meetings:

• Yesterday's Meeting: "The Project That Shall Not Be Mentioned"
• The Project Status Page: Because You Wanted to Know