Disaster Management

When the inevitable occurs, don't panic! We've got a plan (kind of). Our expert team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals will guide you through the process.

Step 1: Panic for 5-10 minutes

1. Call us at 1-800-CALMLATER
2. Send your cat photos to our emergency cat hotline
3. Practice your "I told you so" face in the mirror

Step 2: Evacuate (or not)

• If you're in a flood zone, grab your important documents and a snack
• If you're in a wildfire zone, grab a fire extinguisher and a really nice sweater
• If you're in a tornado zone, grab a really sturdy hat and a nice, firm handshake

Step 3: Rebuild (or not)

• Call your insurance company
• Take photos of the damage for social media
• Practice your "woe is me" face in the mirror

Still unsure what to do? Consult our expert disaster consultants for personalized guidance.

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