Zero Tolerance Lunch Policy

In response to recent complaints about employee snacking, management has implemented a new policy: Zero Tolerance Lunch Policy.

Rules:

1. 1. No eating at your desk.
2. 2. No eating in the break room.
3. 3. No eating in the stairwell.
4. 4. No eating in the supply closet.

Repeat offenders will be subject to disciplinary action, up to and including but not limited to, mandatory attendance at a series of increasingly awkward team-building exercises.

Subpage 2: Zero Tolerance Lunch Policy FAQs Subpage 3: Zero Tolerance Lunch Policy: Employee Feedback

Disclaimer: This policy is completely serious. Or is it?

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