MEGA-BLASTERS: The Art of Over-the-top Overkill

Course Description:

In the heart of the city, a secret organization of highly trained, über-enthusiastic warriors has been honing the art of OVER-THE-TOP OVERKILL for generations. As a student in the MEGA-BLASTERS program, you will learn the fundamentals of maximum destruction, precision chaos, and unbridled enthusiasm.

Coursework includes, but is not limited to:

• Calibrating your inner monsoon to unleash devastatingly precise tornadoes
• Mastering the ancient art of precision-targeted city-block demolition
• Developing an unshakeable sense of self-assurance and unbridled recklessness

Hyperlinks to further study:

Advanced MEGA-BLASTERS Tactis The Art of MEGA-BLASTERS Fu

Student Testimonials:

"I've never felt so alive, so free, and so utterly destructive!" - MEGA-BLASTERS Class of '23

"The instructor was... unorthodox, but results speak for themselves." - MEGA-BLASTERS Class of '42