Welcome, aspiring mad scientist. In this advanced tutorial, you'll learn how to program your own doomsday device, guaranteed to bring about the end of the world as we know it.
First, you'll need to assemble a team of highly skilled, yet slightly unhinged engineers. They'll help you design a device that can harness the power of the sun, channel it through a network of laser beams, and focus it onto a single point, creating a singularity of pure, unadulterated destruction.
Once assembled, your team will work tirelessly to code the device's AI, which will be responsible for making the actual decisions on when and where to deploy the doomsday device. This AI will be powered by the collective unconscious of the world's top 100 most influential thinkers, and will be able to adapt to any situation, no matter how dire.
But wait, there's more! With our proprietary "Doomsday-in-a-Box" software suite, you'll be able to simulate the effects of your doomsday device in real-time, ensuring that your device will be the most efficient, most devastating, most utterly terrifying device on the market.
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Ready to start building your own doomsday device? Click on one of the links below to begin: