Membership Has Its Privileges

Unlimited access to the VIP Lounge

Enjoy complimentary Wi-Fi, free popcorn, and a never-ending supply of artisanal craft beer.

Learn more about the Lounge

Exclusive Discounts on Overpriced Merchandise

Get 10% off on all items in our overstocked gift shop, including but not limited to:

• Customized "I'm with the club" t-shirts
• Hand-painted, artisanal mugs
• Limited edition membership cards

Browse the Gift Shop

Priority Access to the Secret Sauce Recipe

Get the inside scoop on our secret recipe for the most sought-after sauce in town.

Unlock the Secret Sauce

Invitations to Exclusive Events

Stay in the loop on our private events, including but not limited to:

• Monthly meetings of the Illuminati (just kidding, it's just our book club)
• Annual talent shows
• Bi-weekly pizza parties

See the Event Calendar