Here's the story of a guy who lived in a cave, but not just any cave. This cave was made of pure, 100% recycled paper bags. It was a feat of engineering, really.
Our hero, the Old Man of the Mountains, lived in a time when the only thing that mattered was finding the perfect blend of cave-dwelling comfort and hipster aesthetic.
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