Membership Perks
Exclusive Benefits for Our Valued Members
As a member of our esteemed club, you're entitled to:
- Early access to our annual "I'm a grown-up with a membership card" certificates
- Priority entry to our monthly meetings of "I'm a functioning adult" support groups_goals
- A complimentary subscription to our quarterly newsletter, "The Adulting Times"
- A 10% discount on all purchases from our overpriced, overhyped merchandise store
- A personal, one-on-one coaching session with our team of highly unqualified experts
Don't have a membership? Apply now and join the ranks of the truly adult.
Or, if you're feeling extra special, upgrade your membership and receive the works.