Membership Perks

Exclusive Benefits for Our Valued Members

As a member of our esteemed club, you're entitled to:

• Early access to our annual "I'm a grown-up with a membership card" certificates
• Priority entry to our monthly meetings of "I'm a functioning adult" support groups_goals
• A complimentary subscription to our quarterly newsletter, "The Adulting Times"
• A 10% discount on all purchases from our overpriced, overhyped merchandise store
• A personal, one-on-one coaching session with our team of highly unqualified experts

Don't have a membership? Apply now and join the ranks of the truly adult.

Or, if you're feeling extra special, upgrade your membership and receive the works.