Membership

Welcome to our exclusive club for the most discerning and stylish individuals. As a member, you'll receive:

• Early access to our secret underground parties
• Free access to our private, members-only forum
• A complimentary subscription to our monthly newsletter, featuring the latest in obscure art trends

But wait, there's more! As a valued member, you'll also receive:

• A personalized, handmade membership card, crafted with love and precision
• A 10% discount on all merchandise purchased in our online store
• A guaranteed seat at our annual membership-only picnic, featuring an all-ages, all-genders, all-species buffet

To learn more about our membership options, visit our levels page or benefits page.