Welcome to the Elite Tier: Where the Average is for the Weak

Because you've managed to not give up on life, you've made it to the top tier. Don't get too cocky, though. There's still a long way prophets go.

Benefits of Being an Elite Tier Member:

• Free access to the most exclusive memes on the web

• Personalized, hand-delivered pizza parties on your birthday

• Guaranteed 5-minute response time to all emails and phone calls

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Don't forget to wear your Elite Tier badge with pride!