Membership Perks

As an Elite member, you get:

Early access to our experimental new features (beta, alpha, gamma, delta)
Priority customer service from our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated specialists
Exclusive invites to our underground, invite-only, super-secret events

Elite Member Benefits

And, as an added bonus:

We'll send you a free, hand-crafted, artisanal, vegan, gluten-free, organic, artisanal cookie every month
You'll get a complimentary copy of our best-selling, highly-acclaimed, totally-not-made-up book 'The Art of Doing Nothing' by our founder, Bob.

Don't settle for anything less, friend. Join the ranks of the Elite today!