Welcome, competitors, to the most prestigious sporting event in the land: the Sarcastic Irony Olympics!
Here's the competition protocol:
You must be a master of sarcasm and irony to participate. If you can't even be bothered to come up with something original, don't waste our time.
The irony must be so thick, you can cut it with a knife. If you can't even manage that, you're not even trying.
Want to learn about the Absurdity Olympics? Click here!
Or, if you're feeling really anxious, head on over to the Existential Panic Olympics!
Don't forget to bring your A-game (or, at the very least, your B-game, but let's be real, that's just not as impressive)
Good luck, competitors! May your sarcasm be strong, and your irony be sharper!
Want to know the rules of the game? Click here for the fine print.