Ingredients for Meme-Brewing
For the most effective distractification, you'll need:
1 cup Distracto (100% pure, imported Italian distraction)
1 tsp. Confusion
1/4 cup of Randomness
1 pinch of Irrelevancy
1/2 cup of Faux-outrage
1 dollop of Overthinking
Try the Classic Distracto-Mix
Get Adventurous with the Randomo-Rampant