Why did the cat join a band?
Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
Okay, okay, we get it, cats don't join bands. But you know what they say...
"Why did the cat go to the gym?"
"To get some paws-itive exercise!"
We're still waiting for the dog dad to show up with his dad jokes...
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