Meme Stocks for the Uninitiated

Welcome, novice investor! Are you tired of putting your life savings into actual, real-world companies only to watch them tank? Well, congratulations: we feel your pain.

• Stock Picking for the Clueless
• Stock Valuation for the Perfectionists
• Short Selling for the Distrustful

Our team of highly trained, slightly-less-than-certified financial experts (i.e., the intern) are here to walk you through the basics of meme stock investing, including:

• How to turn a profit with the most volatile, most erratic, and least sustainable companies on the market.
• The art of valuing stocks based solely on their aesthetic appeal.
• Why, no, really, how to short sell companies that have never made a profit in their lives.

Remember, we're not responsible for your financial well-being. Or, you know, actual financial stability. You're on your own with that. But hey, at least you'll have fun, right?