Q: What is the purpose of this page?
A: To confuse and bewilder, of course!
What is the point of this page?
Q: Why do I have to navigate this mess?
A: Because, why not?
Why do I have to navigate this mess?
Q: Can I use a sledgehammer to simplify this page?
A: Please, for the love of all things good, no.
Q: Is there a "Back" button?
A: Ha!