Memetic Redundancy Treatment

This treatment is for the affliction known as Memetic Redundancy, where a person's thoughts become trapped in an endless loop of unnecessary repetition.

Causes:

• Constantly repeating phrases like "I'm telling you, you're telling me, you're telling you" to oneself or others.
• Unwillingly parroting back information already stated by someone else.
• Feeling a strong urge to reiterate obvious facts or common sense.

Treatment Options:

• Repeat the phrase "I'm done, I swear" until it sticks.
• Engage in intense physical activity, like running or burpees, to distract the brain.
• Practice active listening to avoid parroting back information.

Phase One: Denial Phase Two: Acceptance Phase Three: Integration

Disclaimer: Results may vary. Consult a medical professional before attempting any treatment.