Protect your mind from the crushing weight of reality with our patented MF-3000 technology! Learn how to deploy your own mental shields or check out our Psychic Defense Systems for added security!
It's like a force field, but instead of deflecting blaster fire, it deflects anxiety, fear, and uncertainty. Our MF-3000 creates a bubble of calm, a shield against the stresses of the world.
Our patented technology uses advanced neuro-plasmic resonance to create a localized field of mental tranquility. Simply activate, and you'll be shielded from the mental maelstroms that surround us all.
May cause dizziness, disorientation, or spontaneous bouts of napping. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent brain damage. Use at your own risk!
Not responsible for any mental health issues caused by our products. Or, you know, the apocalypse.