Welcome, mental hacking novices! In this course, we'll be covering the basics of breaking into the minds of world leaders, celebrities, and your aunt. Don't worry, we won't actually hack your brain, but rather teach you how to manipulate the people around you like a boss.
Lesson 1: Social Engineering 101: Learn the art of making people do your bidding through clever persuasion and subtle manipulation. Who needs actual hacking when you can get what you want through a well-placed smile or a cleverly crafted email?
Lesson 2: Brainwave Hacking 202: Discover the secrets of inducing alpha brain waves in your marks and making them susceptible to your every command. It's like a superpower, but without the superpowers.
Lesson 3: Psychological Profile Hacking 303: Uncover the deepest, darkest secrets of your target's psychological profile and use that knowledge to your advantage. Because who needs actual skills when you can just know someone's deepest fears and desires?