Today, I woke up and realized I had forgotten my socks. Again. This is not a metaphor for the meaninglessness of life, nor a commentary on the fleeting nature of human memory. It's just... socks.

But, in all seriousness, have you ever noticed how your thoughts can be both the most profound and the most absurd things in the world? Like, I was contemplating the futility of existence, and then I thought, "Wait, I need to pick up milk on the way home."

It's like the human brain is a browser with a million tabs open, and every now and then, the browser crashes, and you're left with a blank page, wondering where it all went wrong.