Warranty Information
Our Mental Maintenance Helmet is guaranteed to protect your fragile mental state from the harsh realities of life. But don't just take our word for it!
Here are some highlights of our warranty:
- We promise not to make you question our existence.
- We guarantee that our helmet will not spontaneously combust.
- Our warranty is valid for the life of the universe, or at least for as long as you're willing to pay the maintenance fees.
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