We offer a wide range of services, including:
Get a 30-minute session with our highly trained therapist for the low, low price of $200 per session. Because who needs more than 30 minutes to fix their problems, right?
Our counseling services are performed by our team of highly unqualified, yet somehow still licensed, counselors. Because who needs experience when you've got a degree?
Read our testimonials from previous clients who are still paying off their student loans.
Join our support groups, where you can share your deepest fears with a group of strangers who are secretly judging you. Because who needs actual support when you've got a bunch of people silently judging you?
See our support group agenda, which includes a special guest appearance by a professional clown.
Don't forget to check out our Brochures for more information on our services.