Located in a small, undisclosed location, we are the premier purveyors of mental massaging services. Our team of experts will massage your brain into a state of optimal productivity and minimal existential dread.
Our Founder, a self-taught expert in Brain-ology, Our Chief Massager, a specialist in the art of cerebral kneading, and Our IT Guy, who eats an entire box of cereal in one sitting.
Massaging, kneading, poking, prodding, and occasionally shouting "THINK OF ALL THE CHOCOLATE!" at you until you're sufficiently massaged.
More Information on our Massaging Services"I never knew my brain could be so... massaged!" - Local business owner
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