Welcome to Mental Massagers, where we're not really here to help you, but to just kinda sorta maybe help you while also being really loud and obnoxious about it.
We're like a therapist, but without the 'listens to you' part. Our sessions involve a lot of nodding, occasionally yelling, and possibly setting off the fire alarm.
Click here to learn more about how our unique approach will probably drive you further into madness.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, click here to meet our team of highly-trained, slightly-sentient robots.