Mental Massagers: Option 4b

For those who can't handle the truth, but can't handle the lie, we present Option 4b: the ultimate in mental massaging. This feature will not only massage your mind, but also your wallet. Because, let's be real, who needs a functional society when you can have a functional credit score?

Features:

• Massaging of the truth
• Massaging of your wallet
• Optional side effects: increased anxiety, decreased self-esteem

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