Option 1: The "I'm Not a Robot, I'm a Human" Mode

This mode is perfect for when you're feeling particularly human.

This mode will randomly generate 100% organic, human-made content, guaranteed to make you wonder if you're actually a robot.

Features:

• Randomly generated sentences about the meaning of life
• Involuntary 5-second staring contests with a randomly generated, yet eerily familiar, face in the corner of the screen
• A 50/50 chance of suddenly speaking in a fake British accent

Subpages:

• Option 2: The "I'm a Robot, I'm a Robot" Mode
• Option 3: The "I'm a Human, But Also a Robot" Mode

Disclaimer:

We're not actually checking if you're human or not. We just really like making fun of robots.