Mental Massager 3000: Options Page
Warning: The Mental Massager 3000 is a highly advanced, highly unreliable machine that may cause temporary or permanent damage to your mental faculties. Use at your own risk!
Option 3: "I'm Not A Morning Person"
This setting will gradually introduce you to the concept of morning. It's not as painful as it sounds, we promise.
- Subpage 4: "Wake-up Call" ( Warning: Loud noises and flashing lights may occur )
- Subpage 5: "Caffeine Infusion Chamber" (May lead to excessive jitteriness )