Mental Mayo Mix Ins
The secret ingredients to a perfectly scrambled brain
- 1/4 cup of existential dread
- 1/4 cup of crushing social anxiety
- 1/4 cup of crippling self-doubt
- 1/4 cup of impending doom
- A pinch of crippling student loans
- A dash of impending global catastrophe
Mix well, then serve.
Serves: 1 perfectly unstable psyche.