Mental Mayo FAQs

Q: What is Mental Mayo?

A: Mental Mayo is a revolutionary new form of mental wellness, where we serve up servings of existential dread and anxiety in a bowl of creamy sauce.

Q: How do I order Mental Mayo?

A: Simply send a strongly worded letter to the Mayo Corporation, and we'll send you a subscription to our monthly shipment of mental wellness products. Please include your name, address, and a brief explanation of your mental anguish.

Q: Can I cancel my subscription?

A: Ha! You'll never cancel. You'll be too busy wallowing in your own existential despair to even remember you had a subscription.

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